So it was the Dancing With the Stars Semi-Finals on Monday night. High stakes. Especially when there is such incredible talent. I mean Olympians Meryl Davis and Charlie White, Paralympian Amy Purdy (she dances on prosthetic legs... I've never seen anything so extraordinary in my life), and boy band alum James Maslow who dances with the one and only Peta Murgatroyd which is reason enough for me to get him to the semi-finals! But then we have little miss DJ Tanner.
Candace Cameron Bure, Bless Your Heart.
I have loved you as a person ever since you first appeared on the show. I love what a beautiful woman of God you are and that you aren't afraid to stay true to yourself and to your morals. That conviction is so hard to find in this business and I appreciate and respect it so much. I love that while you still have a hot body, you are also a mother of 3 and don't necessarily think it's appropriate to show it off so much anymore. Get it girl. Tell your story.
What I'm not loving, friends, is her dancing. It's just not very good. And she knows it too - you can see here in her reaction after the performance.
I don't mean to be ugly so I'll just say again, bless her heart! I'm really glad the judges weren't too hard on her in their critique. She has given it her all, made the semi finals, but now it's time for her to go home.
EXCEPT SHE DOESN'T. CHARLIE WHITE... the beautiful, angelic, David of a man... GETS KICKED OFF INSTEAD OF HER. SHE'S GOING TO THE FINALS.
Go home Dancing with the Stars, you're drunk.
With Grace and Good Humor,