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THE DISPLACED

SENSE AND Southern SENSIBILITY

Stupid Cupid: Part 6

Let the record show that this message came in at 3:42pm on a Monday afternoon.

Come on, man... Don't you and your bulging pectorals have something better to be doing on a Monday afternoon at 3:42pm than asking me if I've ever had a tantric massage? I guess not. Bad form, sir. No thank you.

In other news... Happy Monday, y'all!

Wishing you a week of happiness, success, and plenty of tantric massage if that's how you roll.

With Grace and Good Humor,

My name is Mary Lane Haskell and my two "claims to fame" are that I have Dolly Parton's fax number and that Reese Witherspoon once liked a post on my Instagram. I am an actor, a writer, and a profound Chipotle enthusiast making my way in Los Angeles while trying to stay true to my family's southern roots, all with grace and a touch a good humor. I'm so glad you're here!

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