Stupid Cupid: Part 6

August 4, 2014

 

Let the record show that this message came in at 3:42pm on a Monday afternoon.

 

Come on, man... Don't you and your bulging pectorals have something better to be doing on a Monday afternoon at 3:42pm than asking me if I've ever had a tantric massage?  I guess not.  Bad form, sir.  No thank you.

 

In other news...  Happy Monday, y'all!

 

Wishing you a week of happiness, success, and plenty of tantric massage if that's how you roll.

 

With Grace and Good Humor,

 

 

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My name is Mary Lane Haskell and my two "claims to fame" are that I have Dolly Parton's fax number and that Reese Witherspoon once liked a post on my Instagram.  I am an actor, a writer, and a profound Chipotle enthusiast making my way in Los Angeles while trying to stay true to my family's southern roots, all with grace and a touch a good humor.  I'm so glad you're here!

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