Throwback Thursday: Jessica Lange
In honor of last night's American Horror Story: Coven season finale (atta girl, Cordelia, I knew you had it in you), I'd like to do a little "Throwback Thursday" post about that time I sat across the aisle from Jessica Lange on an airplane and for those 3 hours felt what Heaven must be like. During this period of time, I posted the follow series of updates to my Facebook:
Sooooooo Jessica Lange is on my plane. This is the best thing to ever happen at Memphis International Airport. And I do mean EVER.
GUYS... I just got moved to First Class. JESSICA LANGE IS ACROSS THE AISLE FROM ME. Thank you Delta Airlines for making this dream come true.
I bought the in-flight wifi so I could live update about Jessica Lange. She's reading the Arts and Leisure section of The New York Times. Now I must also.
Jessica Lange is resting. She deserves it. She has 2 Oscars. She's also wearing leggings as pants which makes me feel EXPONENTIALLY better about MY choice to wear leggings as pants today.
Jessica Lange has awoken from her brief siesta and moved on to the Travel section of her New York Times. Because why not?
The plane has hit major turbulence, but Jessica Lange maintains control and sips her beverage with grace and poise. I've spilled twice. I must learn her ways.
I will never forget her. She will forever reign as my Supreme. WHAT. A. WOMAN. Okay... I'm going to stop fan-girling.
With Grace and Good Humor,