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Stupid Cupid: Part 3

Well wasn't this a nice little "Welcome back to New York, Mary Lane!"? Apparently giving a fella the benefit of the doubt after a terrible first line just isn't a good idea. No matter how good he looks in his shirtless profile picture.

But hey... at least I'm polite! "No thank you." That's my Southern Hospitality coming out.

In case you guys can't tell... I'm like REALLY GOOD at this online dating thing.


With Grace and Good Humor,

My name is Mary Lane Haskell and my two "claims to fame" are that I have Dolly Parton's fax number and that Reese Witherspoon once liked a post on my Instagram.  I am an actor, a writer, and a profound Chipotle enthusiast making my way in Los Angeles while trying to stay true to my family's southern roots, all with grace and a touch a good humor.  I'm so glad you're here!


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