Stupid Cupid: Part 6
Let the record show that this message came in at 3:42pm on a Monday afternoon. Come on, man... Don't you and your bulging pectorals have...
My name is Mary Lane Haskell and my two "claims to fame" are that I have Dolly Parton's fax number and that Reese Witherspoon once liked a post on my Instagram. I am an actor, a writer, and a profound Chipotle enthusiast making my way in Los Angeles while trying to stay true to my family's southern roots, all with grace and a touch a good humor. I'm so glad you're here!