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August 4, 2014

Let the record show that this message came in at 3:42pm on a Monday afternoon.

Come on, man... Don't you and your bulging pectorals have something better to be doing on a Monday afternoon at 3:42pm th...

July 11, 2014

Today, friends, we have a very special edition of Stupid Cupid.  What makes it special, you ask?  Well in this case I can't help but feel like I'm a part of something much bigger.  Like were I to answ...

May 24, 2014

​​Just when I thought the crazies had flown north for the summer.  You've missed them, I know.

But let's think about this one for a minute.  He wants to do my errands.  He wants to PayPal me for no rea...

May 3, 2014

I went on an OkCupid date with a fella the other night who said, "You'll crucify me for saying this but I don't like Beyoncé. She has no natural talent." I wish I had known about this little video bec...

April 8, 2014

Greetings from Magnolia Hill, y'all!

That’s correct, friends.  After 3 months of braving hipsters and a polar vortex, this Displaced Debutante is finally back in her natural habitat.  I flew down a wee...

March 11, 2014

Well wasn't this a nice little "Welcome back to New York, Mary Lane!"?   Apparently giving a fella the benefit of the doubt after a terrible first line just isn't a good idea.  No matter how good he l...

February 26, 2014

This gem came in this morning while I was on my way to JFK to catch my flight to LA.  I'm here for an audition which is always stressful so this definitely helped ease the tension.

I mean... I do...

February 20, 2014

First things first:  I saw “The Glass Menagerie” on Broadway tonight.  It was spectacular.  Aside from The Bard, Tennessee Williams is my favorite playwright, and this play is one of his best.  I love...

February 15, 2014

Now this is just what a girl new to online dating wants to wake up to the day after yet another Valentines Day alone drinking a bottle of wine in her bathtub.  Things are looking GREAT as far as my fu...

February 6, 2014

So I've joined OkCupid and I've come to the conclusion that trying to fill out my profile sober is the worst decision I've made all year. As one of the "things I'm good at" I listed "going through air...

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My name is Mary Lane Haskell and my two "claims to fame" are that I have Dolly Parton's fax number and that Reese Witherspoon once liked a post on my Instagram.  I am an actor, a writer, and a profound Chipotle enthusiast making my way in Los Angeles while trying to stay true to my family's southern roots, all with grace and a touch a good humor.  I'm so glad you're here!


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