Emily Post(modern): Proper Chipotle Etiquette
Good afternoon, all... and welcome to my first entry as Emily Post(modern). Today, I will be covering an etiquette issue that is very...
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10 Reasons a Single Valentine's Day is Actually the BEST THING EVER
Valentine's Day... A.K.A. Single Awareness Day. Out of my 25 years on this earth, there have only been two years where when February...
Bless Your Heart of the Week: J Lo Movies
Anyone who has been in the film industry for any extended period of time, or happened to grow up in it like I did, knows that the month...
Accidental Ombre: Tales of a Debutante's Domestic Failings
So in my mind, I like to think I'm a total Domestic Goddess. I'm Martha frigging Stewart (without the jail time)... I'm Donna friggin...
Introducing Emily Post(modern)
Since beginning this blog a year ago, many people have called me a "Modern Day Emily Post". Any debutante would consider this the...
Happy Anniversary!
Anniversaries are something that I usually don't forget. My parent's wedding anniversary is December 28th... I moved to New York on...
Bless Your Heart of the Week: America
Greetings from London, dear friends!! I couldn’t think of a more wonderful start to my year than a visit to my most favorite place. I...
Subtext
As a student of the theater I am no stranger to “subtext”. In school we would spend weeks pouring over scripts figuring out what our...
Happy New Year!
Hello 2015!!! It’s me, Mary Lane. 2014 brought on a lot of great things: I started this blog, which has launched me into a world full...
Bless Your Heart of the Week: My not so super Super
This week’s edition of B.Y.H. is pretty self-explanatory. I mean… just look at the note I found from my Super taped on my door when I...
Just Call Me Rory Gilmore
Let’s talk about Netflix: the phenomenon that has recently joined the likes of cell phones, modern medicine, and Chipotle at the top of...
Bless Your Heart of the Week: Sleepy Stanley
So last Friday morning I woke up at 6:00am, dressed up (as instructed) like I was attending “a nice dinner”, and walked the few blocks...
The Bloom
Just when I think summer is finally over and gratefully bid adieu to high Con Edison bills, bad hair days, and with them the lip sweat...
Bless Your Heart of the Week: Bed, Bath, and Bless
Many days late and several dollars short… especially after I just dropped $16.00 at Whole Foods for a lunch consisting of Carrot Ginger...
Bless Your Heart of the Week: Sushi Date
Sushi: a seemingly safe date activity. It’s casual. It’s easy. It makes you seem like you're adventurous. If it’s a first date then...
My name is Mary Lane Haskell and my two "claims to fame" are that I have Dolly Parton's fax number and that Reese Witherspoon once liked a post on my Instagram. I am an actor, a writer, and a profound Chipotle enthusiast making my way in Los Angeles while trying to stay true to my family's southern roots, all with grace and a touch a good humor. I'm so glad you're here!
