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March 11, 2014

Well wasn't this a nice little "Welcome back to New York, Mary Lane!"?   Apparently giving a fella the benefit of the doubt after a terrible first line just isn't a good idea.  No matter how good he l...

February 26, 2014

This gem came in this morning while I was on my way to JFK to catch my flight to LA.  I'm here for an audition which is always stressful so this definitely helped ease the tension.

I mean... I do...

February 20, 2014

First things first:  I saw “The Glass Menagerie” on Broadway tonight.  It was spectacular.  Aside from The Bard, Tennessee Williams is my favorite playwright, and this play is one of his best.  I love...

February 15, 2014

Now this is just what a girl new to online dating wants to wake up to the day after yet another Valentines Day alone drinking a bottle of wine in her bathtub.  Things are looking GREAT as far as my fu...

February 6, 2014

So I've joined OkCupid and I've come to the conclusion that trying to fill out my profile sober is the worst decision I've made all year. As one of the "things I'm good at" I listed "going through air...

January 12, 2014

Displaced: [dis-pleyst], adjective -

moved or put out of the usual or proper place.

Debutante: [deb-yoo-tahnt], noun -

a young woman making a debut into society....

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My name is Mary Lane Haskell and my two "claims to fame" are that I have Dolly Parton's fax number and that Reese Witherspoon once liked a post on my Instagram.  I am an actor, a writer, and a profound Chipotle enthusiast making my way in Los Angeles while trying to stay true to my family's southern roots, all with grace and a touch a good humor.  I'm so glad you're here!


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