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January 5, 2016

Happy 2016, dear hearts.  I have been away a very long time... moving my life across the country, filming a little movie, and going into full mourning over the Chipotle E. Coli outbreak have kept me v...

May 30, 2015

You know the butterflies you get in the pit of your stomach when you are texting, messaging, chatting, tweeting, snapping, or heretofore unknown form of social media-ing with a special someone?  It's...

February 15, 2015

Valentine's Day... A.K.A. Single Awareness Day.  Out of my 25 years on this earth, there have only been two years where when February 14th rolled around I had myself a Valentine.  The first was in 200...

January 28, 2015

Anniversaries are something that I usually don't forget.  My parent's wedding anniversary is December 28th... I moved to New York on August 26th... I joined Netflix on a Saturday in September.  But fo...

January 15, 2015

As a student of the theater I am no stranger to “subtext”.   In school we would spend weeks pouring over scripts figuring out what our characters were REALLY thinking or REALLY saying in any given mom...

January 10, 2015

Hello 2015!!!  It’s me, Mary Lane.  2014 brought on a lot of great things: I started this blog, which has launched me into a world full of possibility.  I appeared on my favorite network television sh...

October 18, 2014

Let’s talk about Netflix:  the phenomenon that has recently joined the likes of cell phones, modern medicine, and Chipotle at the top of our “WHAT DID WE EVER DO WITHOUT THEM?” list.  I was skeptical...

August 5, 2014

I’m a romantic.  Guilty as charged.  I cry watching romantic comedies ("Love, Actually" gets me EVERY TIME no questions asked).  I love looking at wedding photos – if I know the people in them it’s ju...

August 4, 2014

Let the record show that this message came in at 3:42pm on a Monday afternoon.

Come on, man... Don't you and your bulging pectorals have something better to be doing on a Monday afternoon at 3:42pm th...

July 11, 2014

Today, friends, we have a very special edition of Stupid Cupid.  What makes it special, you ask?  Well in this case I can't help but feel like I'm a part of something much bigger.  Like were I to answ...

May 24, 2014

​​Just when I thought the crazies had flown north for the summer.  You've missed them, I know.

But let's think about this one for a minute.  He wants to do my errands.  He wants to PayPal me for no rea...

May 3, 2014

I went on an OkCupid date with a fella the other night who said, "You'll crucify me for saying this but I don't like Beyoncé. She has no natural talent." I wish I had known about this little video bec...

April 8, 2014

Greetings from Magnolia Hill, y'all!

That’s correct, friends.  After 3 months of braving hipsters and a polar vortex, this Displaced Debutante is finally back in her natural habitat.  I flew down a wee...

March 30, 2014

Just in case you couldn’t tell from the slight homage in my blog’s subtitle (or from the countless references I've made up to this point), I am a HUGE Jane Austen fan.  Do you know the girl in the boo...

March 29, 2014

Well this is it.  Today was Day 5 of The BluePrint Cleanse.  As you can see in the picture I enjoyed my last red beet juice tonight in my bathtub, drinking it out of a wine glass like it was red wine....

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My name is Mary Lane Haskell and my two "claims to fame" are that I have Dolly Parton's fax number and that Reese Witherspoon once liked a post on my Instagram.  I am an actor, a writer, and a profound Chipotle enthusiast making my way in Los Angeles while trying to stay true to my family's southern roots, all with grace and a touch a good humor.  I'm so glad you're here!

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