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January 5, 2016

Happy 2016, dear hearts.  I have been away a very long time... moving my life across the country, filming a little movie, and going into full mourning over the Chipotle E. Coli outbreak have kept me v...

March 15, 2015

Good evening, all.  Your friendly neighborhood Emily Post(modern) is back with another lesson in etiquette.

I've been in Los Angeles for two weeks now and have been enjoying the warm weather more than...

March 5, 2015

Greetings from Los Angeles!!  It's sunny and 72 today and I'm wearing sandals.  Hell, I was wearing sandals the other night when it was rainy and 55 degrees - even that felt like spring compared to wh...

January 10, 2015

Hello 2015!!!  It’s me, Mary Lane.  2014 brought on a lot of great things: I started this blog, which has launched me into a world full of possibility.  I appeared on my favorite network television sh...

July 21, 2014

Insecurities.  Those little ticks, twinges, or voices in the back of our heads that tell us we aren’t good enough… smart enough… pretty enough.  As strong as I consider myself to be, I still have my f...

March 29, 2014

Well this is it.  Today was Day 5 of The BluePrint Cleanse.  As you can see in the picture I enjoyed my last red beet juice tonight in my bathtub, drinking it out of a wine glass like it was red wine....

March 23, 2014

So tomorrow I start the 5-Day BluePrint Juice Cleanse, and while I have a feeling I won’t be super thrilled about it tomorrow, right now I am actually super excited about it.

See I have tried juice cle...

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My name is Mary Lane Haskell and my two "claims to fame" are that I have Dolly Parton's fax number and that Reese Witherspoon once liked a post on my Instagram.  I am an actor, a writer, and a profound Chipotle enthusiast making my way in Los Angeles while trying to stay true to my family's southern roots, all with grace and a touch a good humor.  I'm so glad you're here!


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