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February 14, 2015

Anyone who has been in the film industry for any extended period of time, or happened to grow up in it like I did, knows that the month of January is where most films go to die.  January is like a dum...

January 28, 2015

Anniversaries are something that I usually don't forget.  My parent's wedding anniversary is December 28th... I moved to New York on August 26th... I joined Netflix on a Saturday in September.  But fo...

October 18, 2014

Let’s talk about Netflix:  the phenomenon that has recently joined the likes of cell phones, modern medicine, and Chipotle at the top of our “WHAT DID WE EVER DO WITHOUT THEM?” list.  I was skeptical...

October 8, 2014

Just when I think summer is finally over and gratefully bid adieu to high Con Edison bills, bad hair days, and with them the lip sweat that keeps one in a constant state of inelegance, I find myself o...

July 9, 2014

Whoopi Goldberg once explained to me her theory as to why skinny people can be so bitchy:

“It’s because they’re hungry.”

Perfect, right?

THAT is why this week’s Bless Your Heart goes out to CNN’s Hungrie...

May 14, 2014

So it was the Dancing With the Stars Semi-Finals on Monday night.  High stakes. Especially when there is such incredible talent.  I mean Olympians Meryl Davis and Charlie White, Paralympian Amy Purdy...

May 3, 2014

I went on an OkCupid date with a fella the other night who said, "You'll crucify me for saying this but I don't like Beyoncé. She has no natural talent." I wish I had known about this little video bec...

February 20, 2014

First things first:  I saw “The Glass Menagerie” on Broadway tonight.  It was spectacular.  Aside from The Bard, Tennessee Williams is my favorite playwright, and this play is one of his best.  I love...

January 30, 2014

In honor of last night's American Horror Story: Coven season finale (atta girl, Cordelia, I knew you had it in you), I'd like to do a little "Throwback Thursday" post about that time I sat across the...

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My name is Mary Lane Haskell and my two "claims to fame" are that I have Dolly Parton's fax number and that Reese Witherspoon once liked a post on my Instagram.  I am an actor, a writer, and a profound Chipotle enthusiast making my way in Los Angeles while trying to stay true to my family's southern roots, all with grace and a touch a good humor.  I'm so glad you're here!


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