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January 5, 2016

Happy 2016, dear hearts.  I have been away a very long time... moving my life across the country, filming a little movie, and going into full mourning over the Chipotle E. Coli outbreak have kept me v...

June 21, 2015

(( Disclaimer:  This post has NOTHING to do with the Real Housewives of New York but this GIF of Aviva telling Ramona she was White Trash was the first thing that came up in my search so I HAD to use...

January 28, 2015

Anniversaries are something that I usually don't forget.  My parent's wedding anniversary is December 28th... I moved to New York on August 26th... I joined Netflix on a Saturday in September.  But fo...

January 10, 2015

Hello 2015!!!  It’s me, Mary Lane.  2014 brought on a lot of great things: I started this blog, which has launched me into a world full of possibility.  I appeared on my favorite network television sh...

March 29, 2014

Well this is it.  Today was Day 5 of The BluePrint Cleanse.  As you can see in the picture I enjoyed my last red beet juice tonight in my bathtub, drinking it out of a wine glass like it was red wine....

March 9, 2014

So that thing that I flew out to LA to audition for... It was an episode of ABC's "SCANDAL".  And that thing I was celebrating in Palm Springs?  That would be the fact that I booked the part!  I figur...

January 12, 2014

Displaced: [dis-pleyst], adjective -

moved or put out of the usual or proper place.

Debutante: [deb-yoo-tahnt], noun -

a young woman making a debut into society....

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My name is Mary Lane Haskell and my two "claims to fame" are that I have Dolly Parton's fax number and that Reese Witherspoon once liked a post on my Instagram.  I am an actor, a writer, and a profound Chipotle enthusiast making my way in Los Angeles while trying to stay true to my family's southern roots, all with grace and a touch a good humor.  I'm so glad you're here!


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