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May 7, 2015

Well, friends... the jig is up.  It's the end of the road.  We can all pack up and go home.  Kylie Jenner's lips are fake.

In a clip (viewable here) from this coming Sunday's episode of "Keep...

April 10, 2015

After a 5 week absence, I am finally back in New York, and have a message for my favorite (read: least favorite) faction of city folk:

Hipsters... Bless Your Heart.

I'm speaking exclusively to the male...

March 5, 2015

Greetings from Los Angeles!!  It's sunny and 72 today and I'm wearing sandals.  Hell, I was wearing sandals the other night when it was rainy and 55 degrees - even that felt like spring compared to wh...

February 19, 2015

Twice a year, New York's most beautiful people all gather at Lincoln Center for Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week.  There are two major "seasons" in Fashion: Fall/Winter, which has its showing in February, a...

February 14, 2015

Anyone who has been in the film industry for any extended period of time, or happened to grow up in it like I did, knows that the month of January is where most films go to die.  January is like a dum...

January 22, 2015

Greetings from London, dear friends!!

I couldn’t think of a more wonderful start to my year than a visit to my most favorite place. I just love it here so much… the history, the people, the tea. I spen...

November 15, 2014

This week’s edition of B.Y.H. is pretty self-explanatory.  I mean… just look at the note I found from my Super taped on my door when I got back to my apartment Monday night:

Okay.  Let’s pick this apar...

October 15, 2014

So last Friday morning I woke up at 6:00am, dressed up (as instructed) like I was attending “a nice dinner”, and walked the few blocks down from my apartment to ABC studios to stand in line with some...

August 22, 2014

Many days late and several dollars short… especially after I just dropped $16.00 at Whole Foods for a lunch consisting of Carrot Ginger Soup and a tiny kale salad (which I still can’t ENTIRELY get beh...

August 15, 2014

Sushi: a seemingly safe date activity.  It’s casual.  It’s easy.  It makes you seem like you're adventurous.  If it’s a first date then ordering alone can serve as icebreaking conversation for at leas...

August 5, 2014

I’m a romantic.  Guilty as charged.  I cry watching romantic comedies ("Love, Actually" gets me EVERY TIME no questions asked).  I love looking at wedding photos – if I know the people in them it’s ju...

July 31, 2014

This week, after a 6 year absence from the music industry, the girl who singlehandedly inspired the fashion and hair choices of almost every pre-teen in the early 2000s (except me of course… my mother...

July 24, 2014

Well ladies and gentlemen, the end is nigh.  In just 5 days time we will know who this year's Bachelorette Andi has chosen to spend the rest of her life with.  That is, if the man she chooses actually...

July 9, 2014

Whoopi Goldberg once explained to me her theory as to why skinny people can be so bitchy:

“It’s because they’re hungry.”

Perfect, right?

THAT is why this week’s Bless Your Heart goes out to CNN’s Hungrie...

July 6, 2014

As a child not only of the 90’s, but also of a southern family in the 90’s I am no stranger to matching… especially of the mother/daughter variety.  I remember vividly one of the many summers I spent...

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My name is Mary Lane Haskell and my two "claims to fame" are that I have Dolly Parton's fax number and that Reese Witherspoon once liked a post on my Instagram.  I am an actor, a writer, and a profound Chipotle enthusiast making my way in Los Angeles while trying to stay true to my family's southern roots, all with grace and a touch a good humor.  I'm so glad you're here!


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