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What Would Scarlett Do?: A List of Do's and Don'ts for 2016

Happy 2016, dear hearts. I have been away a very long time... moving my life across the country, filming a little movie, and going into...

I met someone...

You know the butterflies you get in the pit of your stomach when you are texting, messaging, chatting, tweeting, snapping, or heretofore...

10 Reasons a Single Valentine's Day is Actually the BEST THING EVER

Valentine's Day... A.K.A. Single Awareness Day. Out of my 25 years on this earth, there have only been two years where when February...

Happy Anniversary!

Anniversaries are something that I usually don't forget. My parent's wedding anniversary is December 28th... I moved to New York on...

Subtext

As a student of the theater I am no stranger to “subtext”. In school we would spend weeks pouring over scripts figuring out what our...

Happy New Year!

Hello 2015!!! It’s me, Mary Lane. 2014 brought on a lot of great things: I started this blog, which has launched me into a world full...

Just Call Me Rory Gilmore

Let’s talk about Netflix: the phenomenon that has recently joined the likes of cell phones, modern medicine, and Chipotle at the top of...

Bless Your Heart of the Week: Unfortunate Boaters

I’m a romantic. Guilty as charged. I cry watching romantic comedies ("Love, Actually" gets me EVERY TIME no questions asked). I love...

Stupid Cupid: Part 6

Let the record show that this message came in at 3:42pm on a Monday afternoon. Come on, man... Don't you and your bulging pectorals have...

Stupid Cupid: Part 5

Today, friends, we have a very special edition of Stupid Cupid. What makes it special, you ask? Well in this case I can't help but feel...

Stupid Cupid: Part 4

Just when I thought the crazies had flown north for the summer. You've missed them, I know. But let's think about this one for a...

The Beygency

I went on an OkCupid date with a fella the other night who said, "You'll crucify me for saying this but I don't like Beyoncé. She has no...

A'way down south...

Greetings from Magnolia Hill, y'all! That’s correct, friends. After 3 months of braving hipsters and a polar vortex, this Displaced...

Forever in Search of Darcy

Just in case you couldn’t tell from the slight homage in my blog’s subtitle (or from the countless references I've made up to this...

The BluePrint Cleanse: After

Well this is it. Today was Day 5 of The BluePrint Cleanse. As you can see in the picture I enjoyed my last red beet juice tonight in my...

My name is Mary Lane Haskell and my two "claims to fame" are that I have Dolly Parton's fax number and that Reese Witherspoon once liked a post on my Instagram. I am an actor, a writer, and a profound Chipotle enthusiast making my way in Los Angeles while trying to stay true to my family's southern roots, all with grace and a touch a good humor. I'm so glad you're here!

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